Criticless Cast Unhinged

Barbarian (& knee knockers)

September 20th, 2022  |  Season 3  |  1 hr 36 mins

bill skarsgård, georgina campbell, horror, jaymes butler, justin long, matthew patrick davis, richard brake, thriller, zach cregger

So a new horror film called Barbarian in theaters now... We don't have any idea why that's the name but what we do know is that you should not research this movie at all and definitely don't watch the trailer!

Bullet Train (& America's @$$hole)

August 22nd, 2022  |  Season 3  |  1 hr 59 mins

aaron taylor-johnson, action, andrew koji, bad bunny, brad pitt, brian tyree henry, comedy, david leitch, hiroyuki sanada, joey king, karen fukuhara, logan lerman, masi oka, michael shannon, sandra bullock, thriller, zak olkewicz, zazie beetz

The name of the game for Critically Aroused lately is to record an episode and then wait an insanely long time to go live with it, so at long last here is your Bullet Train review! Also...The critics strike again! Don't consult Rotten Tomatoes before seeing this one!

Spiderhead (& Sandy Little Snow Bastard)

June 29th, 2022  |  Season 3  |  1 hr 57 mins

action, chris hemsworth, crime, drama, george saunders, joseph kosinski, jurnee smollett, mark paguio, miles teller, paul wernick, rhett reese, spiderhead, thriller

Nightmare Alley (& Sir Bradly of Cooperstown)

December 16th, 2021  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 51 mins

bradley cooper, cate blanchett, crime, drama, guillermo del toro, kim morgan, richard jenkins, ron perlman, rooney mara, thriller, tim blake nelson, toni collette, willem dafoe

Holy crap, Guillermo del Toro has a new movie out! It's called Nightmare Alley and it's actually a remake of a movie you've also never heard of. Have you even seen any ads for this thing? We sure have not, any why, do we blame Spider-Man? Either way, one must ask themselves, can anything ever top Pacific Rim?... the answer is obviously always going to be no, nothing is better than Pacific Rim!

Last Night In Soho (& butt mic)

November 4th, 2021  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 27 mins

anya taylor-joy, drama, edgar wright, horror, matt smith, michael ajao, mystery, thomasin mckenzie, thriller

Director Edgar Wright is back with his new film Last Night in Soho and he made sure to mix things up quite a bit from the films we have come to love him for the most. This thriller/ horror/drama flick is sure to keep you on the edge of your seat after Wright takes his time introducing you to his vison of London of the 60's and today. The big question here is if the critics and audiences all think this new tonal change suits Wright's style?

Halloween Kills (& Stabby McStabface)

October 23rd, 2021  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 25 mins

andi matichak, david gordon green, horror, jamie lee curtis, judy greer, thriller, will patton

So we have a direct sequel to the 2018 sequel of the 1978 Halloween that made all other Halloween movies irrelevant... if this all sounds a bit confusing and don't know if you should check out Halloween Kills then have no fear, we are here to let you know what's up and if you should check out the big October horror release of the year!

No TimeTo Die (& Pierce Bros Man)

October 17th, 2021  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 59 mins

action, adventure, ben whishaw, billy magnussen, cary joji fukunaga, christoph waltz, daniel craig, drama, jeffrey wright, lashana lynch, léa seydoux, ralph fiennes, rami malek, thriller

It's finally time to say goodbye to Daniel Craig's James Bond, the longest running Bond in film history, and we really need to ask ourselves a few questions... like, did we really need this movie? Is this incarnation of Bond even Bond? and did this movie actually get postponed so long due to extremely controversial subject matter and obvious predictive programing? We discuss it all this week on the Aroused pod. Also, is everyone just plain wrong about this movie?

Malignant (& butthole alley)

September 17th, 2021  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 51 mins

action, annabelle wallis, crime, george young, hbo max, horror, james wan, maddie hasson, michole briana white, thriller, wb

So... are you asking yourself WTF did I just watch after seeing Malignant? Well oh boy do we have good news for you, so are we! Come on down and listen to this weeks episode as we swim through the weird and wonderful mind of James Wan!

Old (& Butts MaGutts)

July 30th, 2021  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 40 mins

aaron pierre, abbey lee, alex wolff, drama, gael garcía bernal, ken leung, m. night shyamalan, mystery, old, rufus sewell, thomasin mckenzie, thriller, vicky krieps

Shyamalan is back at it again, here to give us more of his usual strangeness with a twist in his new film Old! Go ahead and do yourself a favor and don't watch the trailer! It's been a while sense we've chatted this week and we have a slew of new streaming things to chat about as well.

F9: The Fast Saga (& mind blowing magnets)

July 3rd, 2021  |  Season 2  |  1 hr 41 mins

action, adventure, crime, justin lin, ludacris, michelle rodriguez, thriller, tyrese gibson, vin diesel

Summer blockbusters are finally here and what better way to user them in after the 2020 lull than with another Fast and Furious movie!? It's hard to get bigger or more insane but most importantly more dumb than these movies but the question is where does F9 rank on the "Fast Scale"?