Blaine Andrews
Co-Host of Criticless Cast Unhinged
Blaine Andrews is the “mastermind” behind Critically Aroused. Unlike Henry Cavill, his mustache doesn’t need to be photoshopped out. Need an opinion on a conspiracy theory? Don’t worry, he heard about it three years ago and can tell you all about it. Little known fact: his head will spontaneously combust if you talk during a movie. His fave movies are Inception, Brick, Scott Pilgrim, The Salton Sea, and Lucky Number Sleven. Wow, what a line up.
Blaine Andrews has hosted 110 Episodes.
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Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes Review
May 10th, 2024 | Season 3 | 1 hr 19 mins
movie, movie review, review
On this week of Unhinged Blaine, Matt and Chris start off revisiting Tarot in Criticless to see what the audience is saying since last week’s show. After that we guess what the critics think and then jump straight into discussing Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes directed by Wes Ball and staring Owen Tegue, Freya Allan, Kevin Durand, and Peter Macon. After our discussion we check what the critics actually think and then see what our users on Criticless have to say about this movie.
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Tarot, the review... you will need tarot cards to guess our scores...
May 3rd, 2024 | Season 3 | 1 hr 41 mins
movie, movie review, review
On this week of Unhinged Blaine, Matt and Chis discuss The Planet of the Apes Trilogy, Idiocracy, The Bear, Rebel Moon and Late Night With The Devil, we revisiting Boy Kills World scores in Criticless, and review Tarot. Plus we send you off with some wildly different tunes.
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Boy Kills World, Best Movie of 2024??
April 27th, 2024 | Season 3 | 1 hr 34 mins
movie, movie review, review
On this week of Unhinged Blaine and Chis try to survive without Matt. They discuss the new movie Challengers, what they’ve been watching, and Boy Kills World. Also as usual they send you off with some music.
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The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare Unhinged Review
April 22nd, 2024 | Season 3 | 30 secs
movie, movie review, review
On this week of Unhinged Blaine, Matt and Chis discuss what we've been watching, and the new Guy Ritchie movie The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. Plus we send you off with some tunes.
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Ghostbusters Answer the Call: Best Movie EVER
April 10th, 2024 | Season 3 | 52 mins 45 secs
movie, movie review, review
Welcome to our UNHINGED discussion of the 2016 Ghostbuster. This movie was critically praised and audience hated. Plus we send you off with some sick tunes.
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There's NO Monkeying Around in Monkey Man, The Review
April 5th, 2024 | Season 3 | 50 mins 33 secs
movie, movie review, review
On this week of Unhinged Blaine, Matt and Chis discuss revisit Godzilla x Kong scores in Criticless, and we discuss Monkey Man. Plus we send you off with some sick tunes.
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Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire Review, This is how Chris gets canceled
March 29th, 2024 | Season 3 | 1 hr 24 mins
movie, movie review, review
On this week of Unhinged Blaine, Matt and Chis discuss what we've been watching, revisiting Ghostbuster Frozen Empire scores in Criticless, and the kaiju smashing Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire. Plus we send you off with some kicking tunes.
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Is Ghostbuster: Frozen Empire worse than the Ghostbusters (2016)?
March 29th, 2024 | Season 3 | 1 hr 42 mins
movie, movie review, review
On this week of Unhinged Blaine, Matt and Chis discuss Criticless, what we've been watching, revisiting Dune Part 2 scores in Criticless, and the highly anticipated (by us) Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire. Plus we send you off with some totally rad tunes.
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Piecing Together Lisa Frankenstein, the Review
March 29th, 2024 | Season 3 | 57 mins 55 secs
movie, movie review, review
This episode Blaine, Matt and Chris discuss the workings of how to raise the dead and piece him back together as is told in the movie Lisa Frankenstein. Also we hook you all up with some new music to check out.
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Critically HATED Audience LOVED = Vanilla Sky Review
March 29th, 2024 | Season 3 | 58 mins 18 secs
movie, movie review, review
This episode we turn the clocks back to 2001 as Blaine, Matt, and Chris discuss the critically hated but audience loved movie Vanilla Sky. After were done shooting the breeze we also send you off with what were listening to currently.
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Dune 2 review, the beigiest movie of them all?
March 29th, 2024 | Season 3 | 1 hr 47 mins
movie, movie review, review
This episode Blaine, Matt and Chis discuss Criticless, things we've been streaming, smoking plastic, anddd uhhh, oh yeah. Dune 2. Plus we send you off with some sick tunes.
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Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (& a man hugging a rat in the dark)
November 21st, 2022 | Season 3 | 1 hr 42 mins
action, adventure, angela bassett, black panther, danai gurira, dominique thorne, drama, letitia wright, lupita nyong'o, martin freeman, marvel, mcu, ryan coogler, tenoch huerta, winston duke
If you have been a long-time listener, then you will know Blaine's extreme dislike for the first Black Panther movie so at the very least this will be a pretty interesting one! It's now been 4 years sense the first film, the public is losing faith in the MCU, and on top of it all we have a new-ish actor in the role of Black Panther. Can director Ryan Coogler bring the MCU back to life or is he going to drive the wedge deeper with the die hard fans in favor of critics and the Twitter Twats?
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Black Adam (& anyone else please!)
November 8th, 2022 | Season 3 | 1 hr 27 mins
action, adventure, aldis hodge, dc, dwayne johnson, fantasy, jaume collet-serra, noah centineo, pierce brosnan, quintessa swindell, sarah shahi
So DC has a new movie out about one of their long running villains... but it's staring The Rock who is notorious for refusing to be the bad guy. So, there are two big questions to ask. First, can Dwayne break bad?... and second, but most important, it's a DC movie... so does it suck?
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Barbarian (& knee knockers)
September 20th, 2022 | Season 3 | 1 hr 36 mins
bill skarsgård, georgina campbell, horror, jaymes butler, justin long, matthew patrick davis, richard brake, thriller, zach cregger
So a new horror film called Barbarian in theaters now... We don't have any idea why that's the name but what we do know is that you should not research this movie at all and definitely don't watch the trailer!
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Bullet Train (& America's @$$hole)
August 22nd, 2022 | Season 3 | 1 hr 59 mins
aaron taylor-johnson, action, andrew koji, bad bunny, brad pitt, brian tyree henry, comedy, david leitch, hiroyuki sanada, joey king, karen fukuhara, logan lerman, masi oka, michael shannon, sandra bullock, thriller, zak olkewicz, zazie beetz
The name of the game for Critically Aroused lately is to record an episode and then wait an insanely long time to go live with it, so at long last here is your Bullet Train review! Also...The critics strike again! Don't consult Rotten Tomatoes before seeing this one!
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Nope (& don't talk about chimps!)
August 3rd, 2022 | Season 3 | 1 hr 58 mins
brandon perea, daniel kaluuya, horror, jordan peele, keke palmer, michael wincott, mystery, sci-fi, steven yeun
Jordan Peel is critically loved as a director but common to what they would like for you to think he's an extremely divisive director at the very least. Being that Get Out is one of Blaine's most hated movies of all time, paired with his extreme dislike for Jordan and his political effect on the industry, you should definitely give this week's review a listen!